Helpfulness

Helpfulness by Gelett Burgess (1906)

Helpfulness is a collection of humorous poems by Gelett Burgess that satirize the behavior of people in everyday life. The book was first published in 1907 and has since become a classic of American humor.

By Gelett Burgess · First published 1906 · Genre: Children's Literature, Poetry, Humor · 97 words

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I never knew a Goop to help his mother, I never knew a Goop to help his dad, And they never do a thing for one another; They are actually, absolutely bad!

If you ask a Goop to go and post a letter, Or to run upon an errand, _how_ they act!

But somehow I imagine you are better, And you _try_ to go, and _cry_ to go, in fact!

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kindness · altruism · community · support · compassion · generosity · service · empathy · volunteering · friendship · positivity · cooperation

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