Abbreviation's Artful Aid

Abbreviation's Artful Aid

The narrative revolves around a young man who becomes infatuated with an older woman and begins to use abbreviations to communicate with her, believing it will help him appear more sophisticated. However, his attempts at subtlety ultimately lead to misunderstandings and complications in their relationship.

By Harry Graham · First published 1924 · Genre: Poetry, Humor, Satire · 445 words

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The Bard, at times Is stumped for rhymes, Without the least excuse. He can defy Such moments by Abbreviation's use, And gain the grat: Of friend or neighb: Without an at: Of extra lab:

So simp: a rule May seem pecul: And make the crit: indig: What matter if The scans: is diff: The meaning too ambig: ? The net result, Lacon: and punct: Is worth a mult: Of needless unct:

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Satire · Humor · Literary Fiction · Social Commentary · Wordplay · Language · Style · Tone · Irony · Absurdity · Critique · Society

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