France (the Baby's Baedeker)

France (the Baby's Baedeker)

The book is a satirical guide to childcare, written from the perspective of a baby. It presents humorous and often absurd advice on how to care for infants, poking fun at traditional parenting practices and societal expectations surrounding childrearing. The tone is lighthearted and playful, with a focus on highlighting the challenges and frustrations that come with caring for young children.

By Harry Graham · First published 1908 · Genre: Humor, Travel, Poetry · 264 words

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The natives here remark 'Mon Dieu! ' 'Que voulez-vous? ' 'Comment ca va? ' 'Sapristi! Par exemple! Un peu! ' 'Tiens donc! Mais qu'est-ce que c'est que ca? ' They shave one portion of their dogs, And live exclusively on frogs.

They get excited very quick, And crowds will gather before long If you should stand and wave your stick And shout, 'A bas le Presidong! ' Still more amusing would it be To say, 'Conspuez la Patrie!'

The French are so polite, you know, They take their hats off very well, And, should they tread upon your toe, Remark, 'Pardon, Mademoiselle! ' And you would gladly bear the pain To see them make that bow again.

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Satire · Humor · Travel · France · Baby's Guide · Mock Guidebook · Irony · Sarcasm · Social Commentary · Critique of Nationalism · National Stereotypes · Cultural Satire

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