France (the Baby's Baedeker) by Harry Graham

Name: France (the Baby's Baedeker)
Author: Harry Graham

The book is a satirical guide to childcare, written from the perspective of a baby. It presents humorous and often absurd advice on how to care for infants, poking fun at traditional parenting practices and societal expectations surrounding childrearing. The tone is lighthearted and playful, with a focus on highlighting the challenges and frustrations that come with caring for young children.

By Harry Graham · First published 1908 · Genre: Humor, Travel, Poetry · 264 words

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The natives here remark 'Mon Dieu! ' / 'Que voulez-vous? ' 'Comment ca va? ' / 'Sapristi! Par exemple! Un peu! ' / 'Tiens donc! Mais qu'est-ce que c'est que ca? ' / They shave one portion of their dogs, / And live exclusively on frogs.

They get excited very quick, / And crowds will gather before long / If you should stand and wave your stick / And shout, 'A bas le Presidong! ' / Still more amusing would it be / To say, 'Conspuez la Patrie!'

The French are so polite, you know, / They take their hats off very well, / And, should they tread upon your toe, / Remark, 'Pardon, Mademoiselle! ' / And you would gladly bear the pain / To see them make that bow again.

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France (the Baby's Baedeker) is listed on Textopian as a poem by Harry Graham, dated 1908 CE.

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Work type: Poem
Author: Harry Graham
Date: 1908 CE
Language: English
Genres: Humor, Travel, Poetry, Cultural Commentary
Length: 264 words
Structure: 1 section, 6 paragraphs
Reading fit: Easy (6th Grade)

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Humor — The text employs wit and satire to describe French culture and behaviors, using playful language and humorous observations.
Travel — The content reflects observations and experiences related to French customs and society, akin to a travelogue.
Poetry — The work is structured in verse form, utilizing rhyme and meter to convey its themes.
Cultural Commentary — The text offers insights and critiques on French societal norms and practices, reflecting cultural analysis.