
In the summer of 1883, a narrative unfolds in North Oxford, where a peculiar scene captures the attention of observers: a family is training their children to combat an invasion of potato bugs. These pests, clad in yellow, threaten the local potato crops, prompting the family's intervention. The children march diligently through the rows, embodying a sense of duty to protect the harvest. The text reflects on the broader themes of nature's laws and the relationship between cause and effect, suggesting that understanding these principles can lead to hope for the future. The poem shifts focus to the potato bugs, presenting a solution to the infestation: the introduction of peafowl. The author advocates for the use of these birds, which, despite their initial screeching, prove to be effective in eliminating the pests. As the peafowl roam the fields, they consume the potato bugs, rendering the need for chemical pesticides unnecessary. The narrative emphasizes the joy and playfulness of the peafowl as they work tirelessly, transforming the task into a sport. The poem concludes with an appreciation for the beauty of the peafowl, shifting the focus from the problem of pests to the admiration of nature's creatures. Overall, the work combines humor, practical advice, and a reflection on the interconnectedness of nature, highlighting the importance of finding harmonious solutions to agricultural challenges.
By James McIntyre · First published 2021 · Genre: Poetry, Humor, Nature Writing · 375 words
During the summer of 1883 we were walking along past a large field of potatoes in North Oxford, where we beheld the strange spectacle of a pair of bipeds drilling their offspring to march up one potato row and down the other, so as to annihilate the enemy, who had assembled in vast armies, dressed in yellow garments, and who were committing fearful depredations on the fruits of the husbandmen, until the valuable auxilliary forces rushed to the rescue of the farmer, o'erwhelming the enemy and with one fell swoop, bringing on them consternation and ruin dire. It appears that the foe, or their progenitors, had been citizens of Colorado in the far West. And that, having conquered all before them, they sought another World to conquer here.
Potato Bug Exterminators is listed on Textopian as a short story by James McIntyre, dated 2021 CE.
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Humor · Satire · Literary Fiction · Absurdism · Dark Comedy · Social Commentary · Critique of Society · Poetic Prose · Experimental Writing · Anti-Hero · Subversive · Playful Language