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Maecenas, you're of noble line --
(Of which the proof convincing
Is that you buy me all my wine
Without so much as wincing.)
To different men of different minds
Come different kinds of pleasure;
There's Marshall Field -- what joy he finds
In shears and cloth-yard measure!
With joy Prof. Swing is filled
While preaching godly sermons;
With bliss is Hobart Taylor thrilled
When he is leading germans.
While Uncle Joe Medill prefers
To run a daily paper,
To Walter Gresham it occurs
That law's the proper caper.
With comedy a winning card,
How blithe is Richard Hooley;
Per contra, making soap and lard,
Rejoices Fairbank duly.
While Armour in the sugar ham
His summum bonum reaches,
MacVeagh's as happy as a clam
In canning pears and peaches.
Let Farwell glory in the fray
Which party hate increases --
His son-in-law delights to play
Gavottes and such like pieces.
So each betakes him to his task --
So each his hobby nurses --
While I -- well, all the boon I ask
Is leave to write my verses.
Give, give that precious boon to me
And I shall envy no man;
If not the noblest I shall be
At least the happiest Roman!
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