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The Head of the House of Coombe was not a title to be found in Burke or Debrett. It was a fine irony of the Head's own and having been accepted by his acquaintances was not infrequently used by them in their light moments in the same spirit. The peerage recorded him as a Marquis and added several lesser attendant titles.
"When English society was respectable, even to stodginess at times," was his point of view, "to be born ‘the Head of the House' was a weighty and awe-inspiring thing. In fearful private denunciatory interviews with one's parents and governors it was brought up against one as a final argument against immoral conduct such as debt and not going to church. As the Head of the House one was called upon to be an Example. In the country one appeared in one's pew and announced oneself a ‘miserable sinner' in loud tones, one had to invite the rector to dinner with regularity and ‘the ladies' of one's family gave tea and flannel petticoats and baby clothes to cottagers. Men and women were known as ‘ladies' and ‘gentlemen' in those halcyon days. One Represented things-Parties in Parliament-Benevolent Societies, and British Hospitality in the form of astounding long dinners at which one drank healths and made speeches.