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The customs of this land have all / Been published in a bulky tome. / The author is a man they call / Jer_ome_ K. J_er_ome _K_. Jer_ome_. / So, lest on his preserves I poach, / This subject I refuse to broach.
_MORAL_
The moral here is plain to see. / If true the hackneyed witticism / Which stamps Originality / As 'undetected plagiarism,' / What a vocation I have miss'd / As undetected plagiarist!