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This pen of mine is simply grand, / I never loved a pen so much; / This paper (underneath my hand) / Is really a delight to touch; / And never in my life, I think, / Did I make use of finer ink.
The subject upon which I write / Is ev'rything that I could choose; / I seldom knew my wits more bright, / More cosmopolitan my views; / Nor ever did my head contain / So surplus a supply of brain!