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I talked to a woman once on the subject of honeymoons. I said, "Would you recommend a long honeymoon, or a Saturday to Monday somewhere? " A silence fell upon her. I gathered she was looking back rather than forward to her answer.
"I would advise a long honeymoon," she replied at length, "the old-fashioned month."