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Troubles of a Tourist Agent. -- His Views on Tourists. -- The English Woman Abroad. -- And at Home. -- The Ugliest Cathedral in Europe. -- Old Masters and New. -- Victual-and-Drink-Scapes. -- The German Band. -- A "Beer Garden. " -- Not the Women to Turn a Man's Head. -- Difficulty of Dining to Music. -- Why one should Keep one's Mug Shut.
I think myself it is Saturday. B. says it is only Friday; but I am positive I have had three cold baths since we left Ober-Ammergau, which we did on Wednesday morning. If it is only Friday, then I have had two morning baths in one day. Anyhow, we shall know to-morrow by the shops being open or shut.