Three Men on the Bummel by Jerome K. Jerome

Three men need change -- Anecdote showing evil result of deception -- Moral cowardice of George -- Harris has ideas -- Yarn of the Ancient Mariner and the Inexperienced Yachtsman -- A hearty crew -- Danger of sailing when the wind is off the land -- Impossibility of sailing when the wind is off the sea -- The argumentativeness of Ethelbertha -- The dampness of the river -- Harris suggests a bicycle tour -- George thinks of the wind -- Harris suggests the Black Forest -- George thinks of the hills -- Plan adopted by Harris for ascent of hills -- Interruption by Mrs. Harris.

"What we want," said Harris, "is a change."