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Which is serious: as becomes a parting chapter -- The German from the Anglo- Saxon's point of view -- Providence in buttons and a helmet -- Paradise of the helpless idiot -- German conscience: its aggressiveness -- How they hang in Germany, very possibly -- What happens to good Germans when they die? -- The military instinct: is it all-sufficient? -- The German as a shopkeeper -- How he supports life -- The New Woman, here as everywhere -- What can be said against the Germans, as a people -- The Bummel is over and done.
"Anybody could rule this country," said George; "_I_ could rule it."