Nonsense Rhymes and Pictures by Edward Lear

There was an Old Man with a nose, / Who said, "If you choose to suppose / That my nose is too long, you are certainly wrong! " / That remarkable Man with a nose.

There was a Young Person of Smyrna, / Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her; / But she seized on the Cat, and said, "Granny, burn that! / You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!"