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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
Remark of Dr. Baldwin's, concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles. -- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.