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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. -- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it. -- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.