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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. -- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. -- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.