The Shaving of Shagpat by George Meredith

Now, when the voice of the Vizier had ceased, Shibli Bagarag exclaimed, "O Vizier, this night, no later, I'll surprise Shagpat, and shave him while he sleepeth: and he shall wake shorn beside his spouse. Wullahy! I'll delay no longer, I, Shibli Bagarag."

Said the Vizier, "Thou?"