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One day as Cinderella ate Her Simple Lunch of sixteen courses, A Golden Coach drove up in state, Drawn by a team of Mouse-Grey horses, And on the carriage door were scrolled The Letters F. G. M., in gold.
The Princess dropped a Jelly Roll, Which tipped with Pink her Crystal Shoe, And cried, "O my prophetic soul! _My God_-mamma! What shall I do? " Then, Ladylike, she cut the knot By simply fainting on the spot.