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Oh, some folk think vice-royalty is festive and hilarious, The duties of an A.D.C. are manifold and various, So listen, whilst I tell in song, The duties of an aide-de-tong.
Whatsoever betide To the Governor's side We must stick--or the public would eat him-- For each bounder we see Says, "Just introduce me To His Lordship--I'm anxious to meet him."