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I was the first to break the horrified silence, and I hereby claim the all-time, All-American and world's record for silence-shattering -- because _two_ of me broke it at once!
I wailed, "_Omigawd! _" Then started like a bishop in a burleyque as I heard my own voice wailing, "_Omigawd! _" -- and saw myself whirl and make a bee-line for the door.