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"Never heard of such uh thing! Never heard of such uh thing! " squeaks "Scenery" Sims, poundin' on the table so hard he spills several stacks uh chips.
Take uh half portion of uh man, squeeze his face out uh shape, and give him uh voice like uh bull fiddle with the asthmy and yuh got Scenery Sims.