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_Mechanical brains are all the / rage these days, so General / Products just had to have one. / But the blamed thing almost / put them out of business. Why? / It had no tact. It insisted / upon telling the truth! _
The Personnelovac winked, chittered, chortled, chuckled, and burped a / card into the slot. Colihan picked it up and closed his eyes in prayer.