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"By the Harp"
"Shpeaking of Harps, sure me frind Pete / Has got the Harp of Tara beat," / Said Mr. Dooley. "Div'l a thing / That boy can't play upon won shtring. / For all the wurrld, to hear him play / You'd think 'twas a whole orchestray. / Great Shtatesmen come from far and near / And shtop their talking, just to hear / Him harp upon the latest kinks / In politics and social jinks. / Niver was such a music sharp, / I'd orter know, sure "I'm" the Harp."