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Of a person known as Peters I will humbly crave your leave / An unusual adventure into narrative to weave -- / Mr. William Perry Peters, of the town of Muscatel, / A public educator and an orator as well.
Mr. Peters had a weakness which, 'tis painful to relate, / Was a strong predisposition to the pleasures of debate.