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It doesn't matter if I goes / Inside our local Workman's Club / To 'ave a game o' dominoes, / Or drops into the nearest pub; / In 'arf a moment in 'll walk / Some bloke as starts a fiscal talk.
An' if I ever tries, per'aps, / To criticise this scheme o' Joe's, / There's always some excited chaps / As leads from arguments to blows. / An' then we throws the things about, / Till someone calls the chucker-out.