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Women is strange. You take my tip; I'm wise. / I know enough to know I'll never know / The 'uman female mind, or wot su'prise / They 'as in store to bring yer boastin' low. / They keep yeh guessin' wot they're up to nex', / An' then, odds on, it's wot yeh least expecks.
Take me. I know me wife can twist me round / 'Er little finger. I don't mind that none. / Wot worries me is that I've never found / Which way I'm gittin' twisted, till it's done. / Women is strange. An' yet, I've got to own / I'd make a orful 'ash uv it, alone.