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Asst. Sec'y Brunswick-Balke-Collender Co., Chicago / When he dubs with his brassey, P. L.
Merely utters a placid "Well! Well!"
An unprofane "Bli me!"
Is all for a stymie, / But when it's a slice he says, "&%$#. "