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/ Saturday Night.
Noo, ye'll no' tak' it ill o' me, Mistress Macqueen, / For ye ken ye are juist a young kimmer, / An' I am a mither that's beerit fourteen, / An' forty year mairrit come simmer; / When ye see your bit bairnie there drawin' up her knees, / Wi' grups in her little interior, / Juist gie her a nip o' a gude yalla cheese, / An' ye'll find that there's naethin' superior!