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The night watchman had just returned to the office fire after leaving / it to attend a ring at the wharf bell. He sat for some time puffing / fiercely at his pipe and breathing heavily.
"Boys! " he said, at last. "That's the third time this week, and yet if / I was to catch one and skin 'im alive I suppose I should get into / trouble over it. Even 'is own father and mother would make a fuss, most / like. Some people have boys, and other people 'ave the trouble of 'em. / Our street's full of 'em, and the way they carry on would make a / monkey-'ouse ashamed of itself. The man next door to me's got seven of / 'em, and when I spoke to 'im friendly about it over a pint one night, / he put the blame on 'is wife.