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Pres. Sperry & Hutchinson Co. New York City / Most housewives think this guy is charming / And I do hate to spread the alarming / Report that I've heard / Concerning the bird: / He's Insane on Intensified Farming.
Richard Carle / Actor, Long Branch, N. J.
Most stars will acknowledge real quick / That most other stars make 'em sick, / But no rival star'll / Speak ill of Dick Carle, / Which says a whole jawful for Dick.