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I WISH some day there'd be a lawyer come / And say I'd got a fortune left by some / Rich relative I didn't know I had; / The ones that's kiddin' now would soon be sad, / You'd see old Morton lookin' pretty glum.
I'd buy this place and fire him so quick / The tumble that he got would make him sick; / And then I'd get the bridal-chamber key, / And take the little operator there, / And ask her how she'd like to marry me / And let some other girl hold down her chair.