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"Old Un," said Joe, halting his aged companion in the middle of the second flight to wag a portentous finger, "Old Un, mind this now -- if there should 'appen to be cake for tea, don't go makin' a ancient beast of yourself with it -- no slippin' lumps of it into your pocket on the sly, mind, because if I ketch ye at it -- "
"Don't be 'arsh, Joe, don't be 'arsh! Cake comes soft t' me pore old teef."