Cricket Songs by Norman Gale

In dazzling pads Bombastes went To give the bowling Beans; He stalked along in sweet content, Triumphant in his 'teens. He launched his muscle at a Slow, But heard the timber clink; Bombastes homeward sped and said, 'Whatever do you think? Bowled by a beastly lob, confound it! Jumped in too far and hit all round it! Easy enough to now expound it -- Bowled by a beastly lob!'

At luncheon-time Bombastes swore, By oaths not one, nor twain, That he would make the fielders sore When he went in again! A second time the hero strode With Allsopp in his head; Bombastes missed the first; he cursed Consumedly, and said -- 'Bowled by a beastly lob, confound it! Jumped in too far and hit all round it! Easy enough to now expound it -- Bowled by a beastly lob!'