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Retief lay on his back in deep grass by a stream, eating grapes. A tall figure appeared on the knoll above him and waved.
"Retief!" Hank Arapoulous bounded down the slope and embraced Retief, slapping him on the back. "I heard you were here -- and I've got news for you. You won the final day's picking competition. Over two hundred bushels! That's a record!"