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The young man is a-walking with his girl / Hear him swear / That he loves her and adores her. / And he woos her, and, of course, her / Little foolish heart doth force her; / She's half crazy and her thoughts are in a whirl.
The young man is a-walking with his girl. / (Hear him swear.) / She is two months old and screaming, / While around the room he's steaming, / And her ma is in bed dreaming; / He's half crazy and his thoughts are in a whirl.