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If couples mated but for love; / If women all were perfect cooks; / If Hoosier authors wrote no books; / If horses always won; / If people in the flat above / Were silent as the very grave; / If foreign counts were prone to save; / If tailors did not dun --
If automobiles always ran / As advertised in catalogues; / If tramps were not afraid of dogs; / If servants never left; / If comic songs would always scan; / If Alfred Austin were sublime; / If poetry would always rhyme; / If authors all were deft --