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Have you a penny? well then, stay!
Haven't you any? don't go away! / Punch holds receptions all through the day, / Squeaking aloud to gather a crowd, / Scolding at Toby, beating his Wife, / Frightening the Constable out of his life, / And making jokes in a terrible passion, / As is Mr. Punch's peculiar fashion; / For this is his old, delightful plan / Of getting as many pence as he can. / Then away he'll jog, / With his Wife and his Dog, / New folks to meet / In the very next street.