Read "A Prefect's Uncle" by P. G. Wodehouse online for free on Textopian. Full text with search, annotations, highlights, and AI-powered reading aids.
"One moment," said Mr. Lawrie, "might I ask what is the subject of the poem? "
"Death of Dido," said the Headmaster. "Good, hackneyed, evergreen subject, mellow with years. Go on, Wells. "