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Now, I think Little Jack Rabbit would have made Uncle John Hare a call if all of a sudden he hadn't stopped to listen to Bobbie Redvest sing:
"Professor Jim Crow in his little Wisdom Book Tells how to catch the fishes with a pin hook. So you, Simple Simon, with your mother's pail, Listen to Professor Crow if you'd catch a whale."