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_The foot-in-the-door technique would / work perfectly for any salesman -- if / he had an invisible foot! _
"And that was Smoky Donahue's Western Swingsters, playing _Red Dust_ / for all you Martian fans out there. Now let's take a look at the new / recordings, hot off the presses this week from all over the system. / Looks like we have a real treat for you tonight, folks! There's a / brand-new label from way out in outer space. Yes, sir, the very _first_ / record put on wax by the Martian Recording Company, and it ought to / be a lulu. We'll spin it for you in just a minute, but first, here's a / message from our sponsor, the Oxygen Corporation of America -- Earth's / oldest and finest manufacturers of compressed oxygen equipment.