Mr. Sheets

Mr. Sheets by Ambrose Bierce (1879)

The novel "MR. SHEETS" by Ambrose Bierce is a satirical tale that follows the misadventures of its titular character, a man who becomes obsessed with his own death and the funeral industry. As Mr. Sheets navigates various social circles and business ventures, he becomes increasingly detached from reality and descends into madness. The story is known for its dark humor and biting social commentary, exploring themes of mortality, consumerism, and the absurdity of modern life.

By Ambrose Bierce · First published 1879 · Genre: Horror, Supernatural, Mystery · 181 words

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The Devil stood before the gate Of Heaven. He had a single mate: Behind him, in his shadow, slunk Clay Sheets in a perspiring funk. "Saint Peter, see this season ticket," Said Satan; "pray undo the wicket." The sleepy Saint threw slight regard Upon the proffered bit of card, Signed by some clerical dead-beats: "Admit the bearer and Clay Sheets." Peter expanded all his eyes: "Clay Sheets?' -- well, I'll be damned!" he cries. "Our couches are of golden cloud; Nothing of earth is here allowed.

I'll let you in," he added, shedding On Nick a smile -- "but not your bedding."

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gothic · horror · supernatural · mystery · thriller · fiction · short story · american literature · classic · literary fiction · psychological horror · suspense

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