
The Sportsman and the Squirrel by Ambrose Bierce is a short story about a man who becomes obsessed with catching a squirrel that he believes has stolen his hat. Despite his efforts, the squirrel always manages to evade him, leading the man on a series of absurd and humorous adventures. The story explores themes of obsession, perseverance, and the futility of human endeavors in the face of nature's indifference.
By Ambrose Bierce · First published 1899 · Genre: Satire, Short Stories, Fiction · 146 words
A Sportsman who had wounded a Squirrel, which was making desperate efforts to drag itself away, ran after it with a stick, exclaiming:
"Poor thing. I will put it out of its misery."
At that moment the Squirrels stopped from exhaustion, and looking up at its enemy, said:
"I don't venture to doubt the sincerity of your compassion, though it comes rather late, but you seem to lack the faculty of observation. Do you not perceive by my actions that the dearest wish of my heart is to continue in my misery?"
The Sportsman and the Squirrel is listed on Textopian as a fable by Ambrose Bierce, dated 1899 CE.
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fiction · short story · humor · satire · nature · animals · adventure · travel · exploration · environment · conservation · human-animal relationship