
Andrew Barton "Banjo" Paterson's "The Quest Eternal" is a comic light-verse poem narrated by a man who prides himself on an uncanny knack for sniffing out a pub wherever he goes. He opens by boasting that this "gift" has never failed him — not on the sunburnt teamster's tracks of the Outer Back, where every trail he followed eventually led to a bar, nor even amid the "swell retreats" of London's streets, which he can sort by beer-potential despite their misleadingly refined façades. He then recalls two illustrative episodes. In the first, he is riding with a sunburnt Australian light-horse squadron crossing the desert during the Palestine campaign; his mates, parched and surrounded by nothing but stone ridges and scrub, half-jokingly lament that if their pub-detecting friend "Ginger" were only there, he'd surely have sniffed one out even in that wasteland. In the second and central episode, he sets off on a scorching midday motor-car trip into unfamiliar country. Overcome by thirst after a long, dusty, sunblasted run, he and the chauffeur spot something ahead at the same instant, each claiming the discovery for himself. In his mind's eye he conjures a perfect old-fashioned pub complete with bottles behind the blind and a golden-haired barmaid, and — without waiting for the car to fully stop — leaps out and dashes inside before his companion. The payoff is the poem's comic reversal: instead of the barmaid of his fantasy, he finds a "wowser" (a prohibitionist) selling lime cordial. The proprietor explains, none too sympathetically, that a Local Option vote has shut the place down as a pub. Rather than sulk, the narrator recovers his composure with mock-heroic dignity, reflecting that true greatness is shown in defeat as much as victory. He looks the temperance man straight in the eye and, with wry self-possession, orders a pint of lime — turning his humiliating anticlimax into a small, deadpan triumph of style over substance. The poem is a gentle satire on the early-20th-century Australian temperance/prohibition movement (the "Local Option" liquor votes) filtered through Paterson's characteristic outback humor, mateship, and self-deprecating bravado, using the running joke of the unerring "pub-finder" to poke fun at both drinking culture and the wowsers who opposed it. Sources: - [The Quest Eternal - The Quest Eternal Poem by A B Banjo Paterson](https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-quest-eternal/) - [The Quest Eternal poem - Andrew Barton Paterson](https://www.best-poems.net/banjo_paterson/the_quest_eternal.html)
By Andrew Barton Paterson · First published 1940 · Genre: Humorous Poetry, Narrative Verse, Ballad · 560 words
O west of all that a man holds dear, on the edge of the Kingdom / Come, Where carriage is far too high for beer, and the pubs keep only rum, / On the sunburnt ways of the Outer Back, on the plains of the darkening scrub, / I have followed the wandering teamster's track, and it always led to a pub.
There's always in man some gift to show, some power he can command, / And mine is the Gift that I always know when a pub is close at hand; / I can pick them out on the London streets, though most of their pubs are queer, / Such solid-looking and swell retreats, with never a sign of beer.
The Quest Eternal is listed on Textopian as a poem by Andrew Barton Paterson, dated 1940 CE.
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Australian · bush poetry · humorous · satirical · adventure · travel narrative · pub culture · prohibition · ironic · narrative verse · whimsical · vernacular