A Holy War

A Holy War by C.J. Dennis (1935)

The narrative follows a protagonist who encounters a well-meaning but somewhat naive clergyman, who seeks his assistance in rescuing a woman named Rose from the clutches of a deceitful man named Spike Wegg. The clergyman believes that the protagonist's local knowledge and strength are essential to thwarting Spike's manipulative schemes, which threaten Rose's dignity and well-being. The protagonist is initially reluctant, citing his commitment to a peaceful life and the potential consequences of engaging in violence, especially considering his wife’s likely disapproval. However, the clergyman's earnestness and the gravity of Rose's situation stir something within him, igniting a long-buried desire for action and adventure. He reflects on his past experiences in physical confrontations, feeling the allure of a return to that life. As the clergyman passionately describes Rose's plight, the protagonist grapples with his internal conflict between his peaceful existence and the call to defend a vulnerable woman. Ultimately, he decides to join the clergyman on a mission to confront Spike, framing it as a noble cause rather than mere brawling. The protagonist reassures himself that this endeavor is sanctioned by the Church, thus justifying his actions. The story explores themes of morality, the struggle between pacifism and the instinct to protect, and the complexities of human relationships. The protagonist's journey is not just a physical one but also a moral reckoning, as he navigates the implications of his choices and the potential for violence in the name of righteousness. The narrative blends humor with serious undertones, reflecting on the absurdities of life and the often blurry line between good and evil.

By C.J. Dennis · First published 1935 · Genre: Poetry, Satire, Drama · 1,877 words

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"Young friend! ". I tries to duck, but miss the bus. 'E sees me first, an' 'as me by the 'and. "Young friend! " 'e sez; an' starts to make a fuss At meetin' me. "Why, this," 'e sez, "is grand! Events is workin' better than I planned. It's Providence that I should meet you thus. You're jist the man," 'e sez, "to make a stand, An' strive for us.

"Young friend," 'e sez, "allow me to explain But wot 'e 'as to say too well I knows. I got the stren'th uv it in Spadgers Lane Not 'arf an hour before'and, when I goes To see if I could pick up news uv Rose, After that dentist let me off the chain. ("Painless," 'e's labelled. So 'e is, I s'pose. I 'ad the pain.)

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satire · poetry · humor · war · religion · conflict · Australian literature · social commentary · irony · cultural critique · narrative · character study

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