"You Can't Scare Me!" by Charles F. Myers is a comedic fantasy story featuring Marc Pillsworth, an advertising executive, and his imaginary friend, Toffee, who materializes from his subconscious to help him out of trouble. The narrative begins with Marc facing professional and personal challenges, including a jealous wife, Julie, and a critical advertising campaign for a miraculous medical product by Gregory Reece. Marc's troubles escalate when he is involved in a hit-and-run accident orchestrated by a mysterious blonde, leading to the theft of his briefcase containing the crucial campaign materials. Toffee, a vivacious and mischievous redhead, emerges from Marc's subconscious to assist him, despite his reluctance due to his marital status. Together, they navigate a series of comedic and chaotic events, including encounters with a bizarre secretary, Miss Quirtt, who harbors a vendetta against Marc, and a nightclub singer, Ruby Marlow, who was hired to distract Marc during the accident. The plot thickens as Marc receives a ransom demand for his briefcase, leading him and Toffee to a cemetery at night. Their investigation reveals a conspiracy involving fake telegrams sent to Marc's employees, orchestrated to sabotage his campaign. The story culminates in a confrontation with Miss Quirtt, who reveals her history of ruining employers' lives out of spite. Toffee's quick thinking and supernatural abilities ultimately save Marc, allowing him to recover the briefcase and secure the advertising account. In the end, Marc's personal life is also resolved as his wife, Julie, realizes her mistake in suspecting him of infidelity, thanks to the intervention of a private detective who fails to capture Toffee on film. The story concludes with Marc contemplating the bizarre events and the role of Toffee in his life, as he looks forward to a peaceful lunch with his wife.
By Charles F. Myers · First published 2019 · Genre: Memoir, Self-help, Non-fiction