Beard and Baby

Beard and Baby by Eugene Field

The poem tells the story of a father's love for his baby. The speaker describes the baby's cooing and smiling, and how it brings joy to those around it. The poem explores the themes of innocence, purity, and the beauty of childhood.

By Eugene Field · First published 1897 · Genre: Poetry, Children's Literature, Humor · 279 words

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I say, as one who never feared The wrath of a subscriber's bullet, I pity him who has a beard But has no little girl to pull it!

When wife and I have finished tea, Our baby woos me with her prattle, And, perching proudly on my knee, She gives my petted whiskers battle.

With both her hands she tugs away, While scolding at me kind o' spiteful; You'll not believe me when I say I find the torture quite delightful!

No other would presume, I ween, To trifle with this hirsute wonder, Else would I rise in vengeful mien And rend his vandal frame asunder!

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Humor · Satire · Family · Marriage · Parenthood · Social commentary · Wit · Irony · Whimsy · Fantasy · Imagination · Playful

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