James Wiswell Coffin 3D

James Wiswell Coffin 3D

The story follows a young man named James Wiswell Coffin who inherits a large fortune from his uncle and decides to use it to travel the world. Along the way, he meets various interesting characters and has many adventures. The book is known for its humor and satire of American society at the time.

By Gelett Burgess · First published 1908 · Genre: Humor, Adventure, Satire · 4,775 words

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"Nar, young man," said Coffee John, pointing the stem of his pipe at the lad in the red sweater, "seein' we've all agreed to testify, s'pose yer perceed to open the ball. You come in fust, an' you talk fust. I ain't no fly cop, but it strikes me you're a bit different from the rest of us, though we're all different enough, the Lord knows. Yer jacket fits yer, an' thet alone is enough to myke yer conspicus in this 'ere shop. I see a good many men parss in an' art from be'ind the carnter, but I don't see none too many o' the likes o' you. If I ain't mistook, you'll be by wye o' bein' wot I might call a amatoor at this 'ere sort o' livin', an' one as would find a joke w'erever 'e went. You'd larff at a bloomin' corpse, you would, and flirt with Queen Victoria. You'll never grow up, young fellar; I give yer thet stryte, before yer even open yer marth."

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adventure · mystery · fantasy · sci-fi · humor · satire · imagination · quirky · narrative · characters · plot twists · surrealism

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