
Professor Vango is a humorous novel written by Gelett Burgess and published in 1906. The book follows the misadventures of Professor Vango, a pompous and self-important academic who travels to various parts of the world in search of knowledge and fame. Along the way, he encounters a series of absurd situations that challenge his beliefs and assumptions about himself and the world around him. The book is known for its witty dialogue, satirical humor, and vivid descriptions of exotic locations.
By Gelett Burgess · First published 1927 · Genre: Humor, Satire, Paranormal · 3,679 words
"Yer was mixed up in a narsty piece o' business," said Coffee John, after the Freshman had concluded his tale, "an' it strikes me as yer gort wot yer bloomin' well desarved. I don't rightly know w'ether yer expect us to larff or to cry, but I'm inclined to fyver a grin w'erever possible, as 'elpin' the appetite an' thereby bringin' in tryde. So I move we accept the kid's apology for bein' farnd in me shop, an' perceed with the festivities o' the evenink. I see our friend 'ere with the long finger-nails is itchin' to enliven the debyte, an' I'm afryde if we don't let 'im 'ave 'is sye art, 'e'll bloomin' well bust with it."
Professor Vango is listed on Textopian as a novella by Gelett Burgess, dated 1927 CE.
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