Table Manners II by Gelett Burgess
Table Manners II is a humorous poem written by Gelett Burgess that satirizes the etiquette of dining in high society. The poem consists of several stanzas, each describing a different aspect of table manners such as using the correct utensils and avoiding conversation during meals. The tone of the poem is lighthearted and playful, making it an enjoyable read for those interested in social satire.
By Gelett Burgess · First published 1895 · Genre: Children's Literature, Humor, Poetry · 82 words
First lines
The Goops are gluttonous and rude, / They gug and gumble with their food; / They throw their crumbs upon the floor, / And at dessert they tease for more;
They will not eat their soup and bread / But like to gobble sweets, instead, / And this is why I oft decline, / When I am asked to stay and dine!
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Table Manners II is listed on Textopian as a poem by Gelett Burgess, dated 1895 CE.
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- Work type: Poem
- Author: Gelett Burgess
- Date: 1895 CE
- Language: English
- Genres: Children's Literature, Humor, Poetry, Educational
- Length: 82 words
- Structure: 1 section, 2 paragraphs
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Genres
- Children's Literature — The content is written in a simple, rhyming style suitable for children, focusing on teaching manners.
- Humor — The playful and exaggerated depiction of bad manners is intended to amuse and entertain.
- Poetry — The text is structured in verse form, using rhyme and rhythm.
- Educational — The work aims to instruct children on proper table manners through example and contrast.
Tags
humor · etiquette · dining · social norms · satire · American literature · 19th century · poetry · whimsical · illustrated · cultural commentary · table settings