How to Eat Soup by Gelett Burgess
How to Eat Soup is a humorous poem written by Gelett Burgess in the early 20th century. The poem describes the proper way to eat soup, with instructions on how to hold the spoon and when to take sips from the bowl. It also includes warnings about not making noise while eating or spilling any of the soup onto oneself.
By Gelett Burgess · First published 1906 · Genre: Children's Literature, Poetry, Humor · 118 words
First lines
Whenever you are eating soup / Remember not to be a Goop!
And if you think to say this rhyme, / Perhaps 'twill help you every time:
Like little boats that put to sea, / I push my spoon AWAY from me; / I do not tilt my dish, nor scrape / The last few drops, like hungry ape!
Like little boats, that, almost filled, / Come back without their cargoes spilled, / My spoon sails gently to my lips, / Unloading from the SIDE, like ships.
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Genres
- Children's Literature — The rhyme and simple language are characteristic of children's literature, aiming to teach manners in an engaging way.
- Poetry — The text is structured in rhyming verse, a common feature of poetry.
- Humor — The playful tone and use of the term 'Goop' suggest a humorous approach to etiquette.
- Educational — The content is instructional, teaching proper etiquette for eating soup.
Tags
humor · food · cooking · satire · instructional · quirky · illustrated · lighthearted · absurdism · lifestyle · dining · etiquette
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How to Eat Soup is listed on Textopian as a short story by Gelett Burgess, dated 1906 CE.
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- Work type: Short story
- Author: Gelett Burgess
- Date: 1906 CE
- Language: English
- Genres: Children's Literature, Poetry, Humor, Educational
- Length: 118 words
- Structure: 1 section, 4 paragraphs
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